Butt Stuff Hemorrhoid Cream

The cooling kick from the lidocaine hits within a minute, and I actually forgot I was sitting on a donut pillow for a full afternoon. It’s weird to be this excited about, but the relief lasts way longer than the tube’s small size suggests.

The cooling sensation hits almost immediately after applying, and that 5% lidocaine truly takes the edge off the burning within a couple of minutes. I’ve tried other creams that just sit there, but this one actually lets me sit through the day without squirming.

The 5% lidocaine kicks in fast, which is exactly what you need when you’re desperate for relief. It’s weird to get excited about this, but the soothing effect actually lasts longer than I expected.